Remember The San Antonio Inspection Sticker!

Howdy from San Antonio and Bitty Mitty, the Official San Antonio Inspection Sticker Dog!
Remember The San Antonio Inspection Sticker!

I’m kinda the boss here at the Official Inspection Station, and it’s my job to make this (somewhat tedious) process easy and even fun. Remember – you need to get your San Antonio inspection sticker every year – I’ll say again, remember, every year, you really must get your San Antonio Inspection Sticker renewed.

Remember! Remember The Alamo! Remember when we were besieged by Santa Ana’s army, and rations were short, and ol’ Davy says to me, Bitty, you are the coolest Texas fighter I’ve ever known, how can I be more like you, and I says to Davy, I says….

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Short… short minutes, my mind wandered, where was I? Oh, when it comes to your San Antonio Inspection Sticker, your time is valuable, and we do great work in a very short 9 minutes and you’ll be free to depart…

And I says to Davy, I says, “If anyone wishes to depart under the white flag of surrender, you may do so now. You have that right. But if you wish to stay here with me in the Alamo, we will sell our lives dearly….” And Davy says, didn’t Travis just say that? And I says….

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Remember ‘em.

San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections and Boxes

San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections and Boxes

Hi, Bitty Mitty here, talking to you about your San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections and Thinking Outside The Box.

I know a lot about boxes, personally, you can see my box right there by the big counter. I run things from there – anything anybody needs to know about San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections, they come to my box and I tell ‘em what they need to know.

When I’m awake. Occasionally, I admit, due to the stress of being the probable worldwide expert on San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections, I (yawn) take a short mental break….

San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections and the San Antonio Rampage Penalty Box
In the box – in the penalty box again, me, the acknowledged star of the San Antonio Rampage, cooling my heels, the hockey crowd roaring in outrage, cheering my name…

San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections and Thinking Outside The Box

Oh, as I was saying, when it comes to San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections, we here Think Outside the Box, coming up with solutions to your San Antonio Texas State Vehicle Inspections needs and concerns…

Howdy from the San Antonio Inspection Sticker Dog!

Howdy from the San Antonio Inspection Sticker Dog!

As I said, Howdy! I’m Bitty Mitty, the official San Antonio Inspection Sticker Dog. I work at one of the fine Official Inspection Stations in my beloved San Antonio.

I guess you’d call me the general manager – I’m in charge of a bunch of employees, without whom getting a San Antonio inspection sticker would be, oh, problematic. You know this if you’ve tried to get inspection stickers elsewhere.

I have a history with my employees, and my moral authority is sufficient that they work strenuously to assist you in getting your San Antonio inspection sticker even if I do take the occasional little nap. Never fear. My kind has been bred for centuries to be superb helper/watchdogs, and I will race into alert activity at your smallest need.

Speaking of naps, it’s pretty warm in the city today, and I may nap a bit – don’t worry, my employees will still be hard at work to get you your San Antonio inspection sticker in 9 minutes!